Entries Tagged as 'drinking'

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

NEW VIDEO: She Read The Book, Kind Of….

Tomorrow the How Not To Act Old book officially hits the stores, but our woman somehow managed to snag an advance copy and read it cover to cover. Well, she read all the good parts. While also leaving a voice mail for her daughter, sending mass emails to her friends, and cooking a pot roast […]

Friday, July 31st, 2009

#139: Can The Burgers and Beer

I don’t know what summer weekends mean to you, but to me they represent an excuse to eat huge messy hamburgers, charred black on the outside and oozing red inside, with salty buttered corn and dripping watermelon and gooey deviled eggs, all washed down by an ice cold beer.  Or five. Except now the Evil […]

Monday, September 29th, 2008

#125: Fall Is So NOT Your Favorite Season

Favorite season of the old: Fall. Why? Because the colors are so lovely, and you get to wear clothes that cover your body again, and you’re forced to stay in the house and eat beef stew and apple pie and drink sidecars. Sounds pretty good to me, but not to the young. For young people, […]

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

#s 54, 55, 56, 57 & 58: Special 4th of July Oldness Alerts

All right, I’ve got to leave you alone for a couple of days now, and I don’t want to catch you Acting Old while I’m away: #54: Don’t Call July 4th “Our Nation’s Birthday.” Outmoded holiday nicknames — Turkey Day, St. Paddy’s Day — are lame and old. #55: Don’t Hang One Of Those Flag […]

Saturday, June 14th, 2008

#17: Don’t Drink Cosmos

Sorry, baby (you know who you are).  I know they’re delicious.  I know they’re fun.  I know the “girls” in the SATC movie tried their darnedest to help revive the Cosmo trend they launched when they were in their thirties. Martinis may be back.  Sidecars and Negronis may be back.  The friggin’ Pegu Cocktail may […]

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