Entries Tagged as 'health'

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

#130: Don’t Try To Be Thin As Twiggy

At 13, I aspired have a figure like Twiggy’s — and I wasn’t far off, either. Twiggy and I were both built like, well, twigs, and keeping that thin was disgustingly effortless.
Well, things have changed, and even Twiggy isn’t immune from middle-aged spread. She limits her diet to one chocolate square at a [...]

Friday, September 5th, 2008

#120: Neutralize Your Crazy Old Sperm

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

#118: Stop Talking About Menopause

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

#102: Only One Pair of Glasses At A Time, Please

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

#82: Stop All That Moving Around

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

#66: Don’t Die. Or Even Consider The Possibility of Dying.

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

#59: Don’t Bogart That Watermelon

Sunday, June 22nd, 2008

#39: Don’t Wake Up Before Dawn

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

#33: No Digestion Discussions, Ever

Monday, June 16th, 2008

#24: Don’t Forget…..Uh, Everything

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