Entries Tagged as 'jokes'

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

#135: Don’t Forward Emails Like This To All Your Girlfriends

Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I’ve used it all of my married life, as my mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my forties I find it even better! About a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new […]

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

#67: Don’t Put It In Cruise Control

Remember cruise control? When I was a kid, I couldn’t wait to grow up and get myself a fancy car with cruise control. I’d set that baby at 75, sit back, and feel like one of the Jetsons. Well, I now have a car with cruise control. I guess. The fact is that I’ve never […]

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

#48: Enough With The Man-Bashing

Sad, isn’t it? I mean, there go half my jokes. And nearly all my fun. That’s right, it’s time to retire those quips about male refrigerator blindness and brains in penises. But before we declare an absolute moratorium, let me just tell you my favorite man-bashing joke, first relayed to me by the divine Mave […]

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