Entries Tagged as 'phones'

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

NEW VIDEO: The Age Police On Phone Patrol

The Age Police strikes again, apprehending a middle-aged woman innocently dialing her cell phone with her index finger. And fixing to talk too loudly into it.

Monday, July 28th, 2008

#81: Learn To Text With Your Thumbs

Old people behavior of which I am guilty: Holding your phone at arm’s length (so you can read the numbers and letters, natch!) and then typing with your index finger. No no no no. You’ve got to pretend your index finger doesn’t even exist. Forget the middle, ring, and pinky fingers too. The young way […]

Sunday, June 15th, 2008

#21: Don’t Leave A Message

This is a weird one, contributed by my 18-year-old son Joe (see #2). Only old people leave voice mails, says Joe. Young people, accustomed to communicating by cell phone vs. land line, figure that the other person will see their number in missed calls and return the call if they want or need to talk. […]

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