Tuesday, November 4th, 2008...10:21 pm
#133: Don’t Channel Andy Rooney
First off, let me say that I think Tracey Ullmann is a genius. She’s one of my personal heroines, plus she very much does not look or act old — and at the same time, does not seem to be trying to look or act ridiculously young. As I said, the woman is a genius.
What’s the fabulous Tracey got to do with poor ridiculous Andy? Everything, as you’ll see in the video below.
You may think that there’s no chance you’re anything like Andy Rooney. You would never, after all, rant about why pencils are just as good as computers or try to make a case for the revival of the apron.
But you may inadvertently be channeling Andy if you carry on about any of the following:
- The ridiculousness of contemporary baby names, epitomized by the child — you swear: your sister-in-law the nurse saw it with her own eyes — who was named Gonorrhea.
- The failure of young people today to move out of their parents’ houses, get married, and assume adult responsibilities before the age of, say, 43.
- The inflated cost of handbags.
All I can say is: Put down the pencil, Andy. The only one who should ever channel Andy Rooney is Tracey Ullmann. Here’s why: