Tuesday, June 24th, 2008...11:34 am
#46: Stop Hoping Lauren Conrad Will Just Go Away
If you’re wondering who Lauren Conrad is, you’re worse off than I thought. Or better off: It might be preferable to live in blissful ignorance of Lauren, Heidi, Audrina, Spencer, and Brody (huh? who?) than to suffer the weekly — nay, daily, hourly — torture of wondering why Lauren et al are famous and when they’re just going to go away.
Never, that’s when. And yes, Lauren and her friends are richer than you, they’re treated more nicely, they get way more free goodies and fabulous job offers and they most certainly get lots more sex and love too. Of course it’s not fair, naturally you deserve it more, but hoping the world will see the error of its ways and turn its attention from them to you is just, well, immature.
My recommendation: Start watching The Hills (that’s the show whose dramatic arc follows the real breaking of Lauren’s real-life nail). While you’re at it, catch up on your Gossip Girl, which is The Wire by comparison. It may not be good for your soul, but it is good entertainment.
MauiGirl turned me on to your post. Hilarious! Love me some Gossip Girl. It is such a guilty pleasure.
What a shallow world we live in. Does that sound old?
Thanks so much for this post I am in love with LC. She is so hot!
Speak for yourself, missy!