Thursday, June 19th, 2008...1:52 pm
#34: Don’t Fear The Thong
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All right, you know you’re not supposed to wear granny panties. But what’s wrong with bikinis? Why does acting young have to mean wearing a thong?
Thongs are…..uncomfortable. Even the ones that are supposed to be comfortable are uncomfortable. They make you feel like you have an intractable wedgie. Plus, they make you feel completely exposed. Like you’re hardly wearing any underwear at all.
But listen, that’s the next step: Going commando, ala Britney. So think of thong-wearing as a compromise in sexiness.
9 Comments
June 19th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Love this blog – will spread the word about it! I found you through the Barista!
June 20th, 2008 at 5:24 am
I don’t know if you knew this or not, but a woman is suing Victoria Secret because her thong snapped and a piece of metal hit her in the eye. I hope someone gets to the bottom of this. (GROAN). Here’s a URL to the story:
http://www.rightpundits.com/?p=1621
June 20th, 2008 at 5:24 am
By the way Mauigirl, thanks for the tip about Pam’s blog.
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:00 pm
That’s not true. Thongs are a little passe after that whole pulling-straps-over-the-jeans thing. Boy shorts are in right now. If you do wear a thong, make sure it isn’t black, white, or beige. Those are boring undie colors. (er… yes, I do find this blog fascinating)
June 26th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
….if you don’t have a thong, you can use dental floss instead…….
August 14th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
I think being young, underwear wise, is more about having all sorts of underwear, rather than one style. Got a grungy pair, a boring pair, a thong, boy shorts, string bikinis. You didn’t buy them all at once 10 years ago to match your bras – you bought them when you saw a nice pair and thought it was sexy.
August 21st, 2009 at 5:10 pm
This post sounds like someone who shouldn’t be wearing a thong in the first place. Leave it to the hot chicks.
October 31st, 2009 at 10:17 am
Skip the thong, rather do without if that’s my choice,
depending on who’s around and where I am.
February 3rd, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Haha … I just saw this article and thought of your site …
According to cosmo, thongs are officially on their way out! (and boy shorts, are in)
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/fashion/stop-wearing-thongs-0210-2
Glad I can now safely check this one off the list
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