Thursday, June 12th, 2008...11:20 am
#10: Don’t Lust After Paul McCartney
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Sigh. I know, I know. I used to love Paul too. I lay on my bed with the radio pressed to my ear, singing along to “I Want To Hold Your Hand.” Wooo! I wrote Paul a letter trying to persuade him that the difference in our ages and circumstances wouldn’t and shouldn’t stand in the way of our love. And when Linda died, I was sad, but also, my heart rose in hope, just a little bit.
I still kinda think Paul is cute, jowls and all, but admitting you think so will get you branded as old. Why? Because, as my daughter says, Paul McCartney is “crusty.” Ew. Some male movie stars — think Sean Connery — can hold onto their sex appeal seemingly forever, but poor Paul doesn’t seem to be one of them.
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July 11th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Sir Paul? No way!
Honey, it’s all about Rick Springfield for me. The guy is gonna be 60 in August but you’d never know it. Go to one of his concerts and I guarantee it’ll rewind your biological clock
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