July 12th, 2010
As you all know, I am completely perfect in every way. Moreover (can someone who uses the word moreover be truly perfect? never mind, must not get distracted. again.), my life has been problem-free since I reached the pinnacle of any writer’s career, turning my self-indulgent brilliant and effortless blog into a bestselling book.
How can I be more like Pam?, I bet you’ve wondered. Or maybe: Gee, Pam just sits around on her fat ass all day, staring into space and writing down all this stupid shit, and then she lands on the fucking New York Times bestseller list! When I am so obviously the one who much more richly deserves it!!
(Another little distraction here: I heard from my old friend, the amazing cartoonist Mimi Pond, the other day. Mimi reminded me of when I told her I was pregnant with my first child, while smoking a cigarette. In a restaurant. Yeah, I’m that old. Anyway, Mimi’s husband is the incredible painter Wayne White, whose book is Maybe Now I’ll Get The Respect I So Richly Deserve. Order it right now and shave five years off your creative thinking.)
Anyway, back to me. And you.
Now you can find out firsthand exactly how I created this blog and turned it into a bestselling book, and how you can too. I’m doing a webinar this Wednesday, July 14, at 1 pm at the wonderful SheWrites. Sign up here. Listen and download — I made a bitchin’ PowerPoint, if I do say so myself, though when don’t I? And who else will, if I won’t?
Hope to see you there. Bring questions!!