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		<title>Go Ho!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 18:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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Today, the best thing you can do not to act old is to rush over to my brand new website, Ho Springs.  Ho Springs is an online serialized novel that will be updated every day by me, with contributions from fabulous other writers like Benilde Little, who&#8217;s writing meth ho Taryn&#8217;s Little Black Book, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#169-175: How Not To Valentine&#8217;s Day Old</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<title>#168: Never Never Never Ever Never Never Never Ever Ever Never Never EVER Lose Your Cool</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2010/01/28/168-never-never-never-ever-never-never-never-ever-ever-never-never-ever-lose-your-cool/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 17:41:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[how can I be cool?]]></category>
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		<title>#167: Don&#8217;t Be Horrified By MTV Cribs</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2010/01/17/167-dont-be-horrified-by-mtv-cribs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2010/01/17/167-dont-be-horrified-by-mtv-cribs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 21:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<title>#166: Don&#8217;t Go Hatin&#8217; On New Year&#8217;s</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/12/31/166-dont-go-hatin-on-new-years/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/12/31/166-dont-go-hatin-on-new-years/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 14:38:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[parties]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[getting older]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I hate New Year's Eve]]></category>
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		<title>#165: Don&#8217;t Go Hatin&#8217; On Christmas</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/12/22/165-dont-go-hatin-on-christmas/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/12/22/165-dont-go-hatin-on-christmas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 22:49:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[I hate Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I hate Santa]]></category>
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		<title>#164: Don&#8217;t Dress Up.  I Mean, Don&#8217;t Dress Down.</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/12/17/164-dont-dress-up-i-mean-dont-dress-down/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/12/17/164-dont-dress-up-i-mean-dont-dress-down/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:38:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<title>#163: Don&#8217;t Be White (Or Just Act Like It)</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/12/11/163-dont-be-too-white-or-just-act-like-it/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/12/11/163-dont-be-too-white-or-just-act-like-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 18:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[middle-aged white people]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[old white people]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pew research]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[racism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stuff White People Like]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid white people]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Milennials]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[too white]]></category>
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		<title>#162: Don&#8217;t Fear The Zombie</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/12/02/162-dont-fear-the-zombie/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/12/02/162-dont-fear-the-zombie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[death]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[I hate zombies]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[zombie fear]]></category>
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		<title>Larry David, Style Icon?</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/11/23/larry-david-style-icon/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/11/23/larry-david-style-icon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:41:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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