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		<title>#158: Defy Expectations</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2012/01/17/158-defy-expectations/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 21:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As How Not To Act Old dictates go, this one is a tad sanctimonious, a bit fifty-and-fantabulous, a little &#8220;Yeah, you old, but you still got the mojo, Mama!&#8221; And you know, we don&#8217;t buy that bullshit around here. We&#8217;re all about: Sure, we&#8217;re a little bit wiser, but our tits are saggy and we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#157: Don&#8217;t Fear the Wrong</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2011/07/04/157-dont-fear-the-wrong/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2011/07/04/157-dont-fear-the-wrong/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 15:34:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some old people, even some who are not my husband, are so afraid of being wrong &#8212; of feeling insecure, inexpert, foolish, stupid, whatever &#8212; that they work very hard at being right all the time. Or at least, at not being wrong, not doing or saying the wrong thing. What&#8217;s, well, wrong with that?, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#156: Downsize Your Dining Room</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2011/05/02/156-downsize-your-dining-room/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2011/05/02/156-downsize-your-dining-room/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 13:24:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[A. R. Gurney]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Nixon in the dining room]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[old-fashioned dining room]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Dining Room]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[During one of my random tours of Twitter the other day (how are you supposed to use that thing?), I happened to notice that @EpsteinLiterary, aka literary agent Kate Epstein, claimed she&#8217;d sold her house in less than a day using the advice in a book she&#8217;d represented, Okay, excuse the dangling sentence there, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#155: Don&#8217;t Read Mass Market Paperbacks</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2011/04/07/155-dont-read-mass-market-paperbacks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2011/04/07/155-dont-read-mass-market-paperbacks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 14:54:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Books]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Brooklyn by Colm Toibin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[how to read like a young person]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, this may seem like an odd directive.  Why not: Don&#8217;t read trashy novels?  Or maybe: Don&#8217;t read any kind of fiction?  And wait a minute, didn&#8217;t you tell me way back at Number 42 that I wasn&#8217;t supposed to read anything at all? And what is a mass market paperback anyway? A mass market [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#154: I&#8217;ve Decided: It&#8217;s &#8220;Don&#8217;t Dress Up&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2011/01/12/154-ive-decided-its-dont-dress-up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2011/01/12/154-ive-decided-its-dont-dress-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2011 13:37:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite the confusion the New York Times brought to this issue,  I&#8217;ve decided after much deliberation and observation that the official How Not To Act Old dictate should be &#8220;Don&#8217;t Dress Up.&#8221; The Evil Young are much more likely to go out looking like they cleaned the basement, got drunk, danced all night, had sex [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Christmas Problem</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2010/12/21/my-christmas-problem/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2010 01:52:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<title>#153: Don&#8217;t Fear Death</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2010/11/10/153-dont-fear-death/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2010/11/10/153-dont-fear-death/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 23:52:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went to the cemetery today with my badass friend Mary Jean: historic Green-Wood Cemetery in Brooklyn, not that far from where we met and became friends as young moms 25 years ago.  A few minutes into our old people-style trolley tour, I looked over to find Mary Jean had put on her sunglasses: How freaking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#152: Tear Up Those Theatre Tickets</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2010/09/12/152-tear-up-those-theatre-tickets/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2010/09/12/152-tear-up-those-theatre-tickets/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 00:45:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[I hate the theatre]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It pains me to come clean about this, since, as a cultured person who cares about the future of art and wants to protect the finer entertainments &#8212; museums, the symphony, poetry, for Christ&#8217;s sake &#8212; against the onslaught of hip hop performances and monster truck rallies&#8230;..wait a minute, what was I trying to say? [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>How To Be Just Like Me</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2010/07/12/find-out-how-you-can-be-just-like-me/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2010/07/12/find-out-how-you-can-be-just-like-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 20:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you all know, I am completely perfect in every way.  Moreover (can someone who uses the word moreover be truly perfect?  never mind, must not get distracted.  again.), my life has been problem-free since I reached the pinnacle of any writer&#8217;s career, turning my self-indulgent brilliant and effortless blog into a bestselling book. How [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#151: Never Wear Shorts and Socks Together</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2010/07/08/151-never-wear-shorts-and-socks-together/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2010/07/08/151-never-wear-shorts-and-socks-together/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 18:54:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How Not To Act Old turned two a few weeks ago, and all this time I&#8217;ve been pussy-footing around the issue of clothes. Why? Well, mostly because I didn&#8217;t want to step on the toes of my old Glamour colleague Charla Krupp, whose excellent book How Not To Look Old deals with stuff like fashion [...]]]></description>
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