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		<title>#147: Don&#8217;t Take Pictures of Your Freaking Flowers</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2010/04/09/176-dont-take-pictures-of-your-freaking-flowers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 22:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, I&#8217;ve been getting complaints. Ho Springs is okay, people have been telling me. But we really love How Not To Act Old and want you to write some new posts instead of just leaving that big honking Ho Springs ad up there day after livelong I&#8217;m-so-bored-I&#8217;m-going-to-blow-my-brains-out day. All right, not a very effective way [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Go Ho!</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2010/02/16/go-ho/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 18:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, the best thing you can do not to act old is to rush over to my brand new website, Ho Springs. Ho Springs is an online serialized novel that will be updated every day by me, with contributions from fabulous other writers like Benilde Little, who&#8217;s writing meth ho Taryn&#8217;s Little Black Book, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#145: Don&#8217;t Be White (Or Just Act Like It)</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/12/11/163-dont-be-too-white-or-just-act-like-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 18:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The new Pew Research study on The Millennials aka The Evil Young is out, and among the findings that weren&#8217;t too boring for me to focus on was the one about the younger generation being more diverse than previous generations of Americans. Pew quantified that statement with actual rising numbers of young people who are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Come.  Join My Cult.</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/11/10/come-join-my-cult/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:46:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my never-ending quest for world domination to sell more books to make my readers&#8217; lives even more wonderful, may I suggest you join a How Not To Act Old Meetup. If you&#8217;ve never heard of a Meetup, well, that&#8217;s all the more reason to hurry on down there because it&#8217;s a sign you might [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Game ON, Chelsea Handler!</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/11/03/game-on-chelsea-handler/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:04:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.hownottoactold.com/?p=1661</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So Chelsea Handler, my rival for the title of Bestsellingest Female Humor Writer, has upped the game by posing naked &#8212; yes, I mean totally nude, as in without any clothes &#8212; for Playboy.  She revealed a Godzilla-sized picture of herself on the magazine&#8217;s cover on Leno the other night.  Chelsea is obviously so desperately [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#131: Try Not To Be So Chic</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/10/17/131-try-not-to-be-so-chic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/10/17/131-try-not-to-be-so-chic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 13:06:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hownottoactold.wordpress.com/?p=791</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My fashionista daughter in Paris forwarded me a link to Advanced Style, a blog on chic into one&#8217;s golden years, or silver years, or wizened years, or something. Thanks for thinking of me and HNTAO, sweetie, though I&#8217;m not sure whether to be flattered or insulted by the viewpoint of this blog.  On the one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#127: Do A Web Startup&#8230;..I Mean, Don&#8217;t Do A Web Startup&#8230;..I Mean, Do A&#8230;..Oh, Never Mind.  Just Go Read The Daily Beast</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/10/06/127-do-a-web-startupi-mean-dont-do-a-web-startupi-mean-do-aoh-never-mind-just-go-read-the-daily-beast/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/10/06/127-do-a-web-startupi-mean-dont-do-a-web-startupi-mean-do-aoh-never-mind-just-go-read-the-daily-beast/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Forget your stock market panic, repress your Palin-phobia, and reawaken your lust for life by discovering The Daily Beast, Tina Brown&#8217;s big new web site that launched today. What&#8217;s so thrilling? Besides being a gorgeous site with an amazing array of talent behind it (hi, Henry; hi, Bonnie), the most heartening aspect of the whole [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#123: Stop Surfing The Net</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/09/18/123-stop-surfing-the-net/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/09/18/123-stop-surfing-the-net/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 02:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hownottoactold.wordpress.com/?p=196</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you still say you&#8217;re &#8220;surfing&#8221; the &#8220;net,&#8221; you&#8217;ve got to stop right now. I said RIGHT NOW! That phrase is just so 2003, or maybe 1998 &#8212; I don&#8217;t know, all those years pretty much run together. Don&#8217;t spend any time in &#8220;chat rooms,&#8221; either. Or use the word &#8220;cyberspace,&#8221; except ironically. In fact, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#4: Don&#8217;t Admit You&#8217;re Befuddled By Twitter, TiVo, Texting &#8212; Most of Technology</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/11/4-dont-admit-youre-befuddled-by-twitter-tivo-texting-most-of-technology/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:57:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sure, it&#8217;s baffling. Of course, those mushrooming applications like Digg and Reddit and Facebook and LinkedIn and Twitter are overwhelming. In fact, I sometimes suspect that half those things are not real but a plot by people under 35 to drive us insane. But the important thing is not to admit how overwhelmed you are. [...]]]></description>
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