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		<title>#157: Don&#8217;t Fear the Wrong</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2011/07/04/157-dont-fear-the-wrong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 15:34:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some old people, even some who are not my husband, are so afraid of being wrong &#8212; of feeling insecure, inexpert, foolish, stupid, whatever &#8212; that they work very hard at being right all the time. Or at least, at not being wrong, not doing or saying the wrong thing. What&#8217;s, well, wrong with that?, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#156: Downsize Your Dining Room</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2011/05/02/156-downsize-your-dining-room/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 13:24:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[During one of my random tours of Twitter the other day (how are you supposed to use that thing?), I happened to notice that @EpsteinLiterary, aka literary agent Kate Epstein, claimed she&#8217;d sold her house in less than a day using the advice in a book she&#8217;d represented, Okay, excuse the dangling sentence there, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#153: Don&#8217;t Fear Death</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2010/11/10/153-dont-fear-death/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 23:52:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went to the cemetery today with my badass friend Mary Jean: historic Green-Wood Cemetery in Brooklyn, not that far from where we met and became friends as young moms 25 years ago.  A few minutes into our old people-style trolley tour, I looked over to find Mary Jean had put on her sunglasses: How freaking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#151: Never Wear Shorts and Socks Together</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2010/07/08/151-never-wear-shorts-and-socks-together/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2010/07/08/151-never-wear-shorts-and-socks-together/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 18:54:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How Not To Act Old turned two a few weeks ago, and all this time I&#8217;ve been pussy-footing around the issue of clothes. Why? Well, mostly because I didn&#8217;t want to step on the toes of my old Glamour colleague Charla Krupp, whose excellent book How Not To Look Old deals with stuff like fashion [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#149: Quit Yer Bellyaching</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2010/06/01/149-dont-complain/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 12:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HNTAO afficionados know that the whole point of this blog is to point out new ways of not acting old. We don&#8217;t warn against stereotypical granny behavior &#8212; covering your furniture in plastic, sucking on hard candies &#8212; because, duh, we all know we&#8217;re not supposed to do that, right? Right??? So why are you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#148: Don&#8217;t Fear Porn</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2010/05/02/148-dont-fear-porn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 20:58:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Way back in the last century, when I was a young and semi-innocent lass, I lived one summer on a soybean farm. Given that this farm was owned by a farmer and that I was living with a fellow who both believed that women shouldn&#8217;t work (yes, that&#8217;s how long ago it was), and that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#147: Don&#8217;t Take Pictures of Your Freaking Flowers</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2010/04/09/176-dont-take-pictures-of-your-freaking-flowers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2010/04/09/176-dont-take-pictures-of-your-freaking-flowers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 22:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, I&#8217;ve been getting complaints. Ho Springs is okay, people have been telling me. But we really love How Not To Act Old and want you to write some new posts instead of just leaving that big honking Ho Springs ad up there day after livelong I&#8217;m-so-bored-I&#8217;m-going-to-blow-my-brains-out day. All right, not a very effective way [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#143: Don&#8217;t Facebook Old</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/08/25/151-dont-facebook-old/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/08/25/151-dont-facebook-old/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:55:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over on More.com, my post today is about How Not To Act Old on Facebook, offering some tips not in the book, which offers lots of Facebooking advice that&#8217;s not on this blog. Why haven&#8217;t I blogged here about Facebook before now? For one, I needed to save lots of new and exciting stuff exclusively [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#7 on the Times Bestseller List!  Woohoo!</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/08/12/7-on-the-times-bestseller-list-woohoo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/08/12/7-on-the-times-bestseller-list-woohoo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 21:26:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just got the thrilling news that How Not To Act Old is #7 (with a bullet) on the New York Times Bestseller List. Thanks to all the HNTAO fans who&#8217;ve already bought the book, and to the rest of you, better rush right out there for your already-precious first edition.]]></description>
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		<title>#47: Don&#039;t Be A Chicken</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/25/47-dont-be-a-chicken/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/25/47-dont-be-a-chicken/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:44:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Old people certainly don&#8217;t have a monopoly on fear. Some common fears &#8212; spiders, public speaking, even flying &#8212; may even be ones we&#8217;ve faced and conquered. But change and novelty, not so much. The fear of newness even has a name: Caicophobia. Maybe you&#8217;re afraid to try a different haircut, since your current style [...]]]></description>
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