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		<title>Larry David, Style Icon?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:41:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Curb Your Enthusiasm&#8216;s Seinfeld Reunion finale may have attracted 98 percent of the viewers in the uncoveted 45 and over demographic. I was watching, though I couldn&#8217;t exactly tell you what happened or even whether the episode was any good. I was too busy checking out Larry David&#8217;s clothes. That&#8217;s right: Larry David is my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We&#8217;ve been DreamWorked!</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/11/05/weve-been-dreamworked/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:59:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s official: How Not To Act Old has been optioned by DreamWorks to be a movie or a television show.  This is obviously thrilling news.  I don&#8217;t think it matters one bit that my book has no characters, story, or plot: Neither does most of what&#8217;s out there! What&#8217;s really important is who&#8217;s going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HNTAO on Fox&#8217;s Good Day New York</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/08/12/hntao-on-foxs-good-day-new-york/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fox5&#8242;s Lisa Murphy and I took to Times Square in search of New York visitors acting old&#8230;.and not. Check out those naked wrists.]]></description>
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		<title>#134: Don&#8217;t Cry For Susan Boyle</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/04/20/134-dont-cry-for-susan-boyle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 02:05:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, Rolf and I barely had a chance to stretch our legs and catch our breath after a grueling winter spent kissing in the hammock writing How Not To Act Old, The Book, when we find ourselves forced back to active duty, covering the international phenomenon of Susan Boyle. You&#8217;d think that a chimpanzee had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#133: Don&#8217;t Channel Andy Rooney</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/11/04/dont-channel-andy-rooney/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:21:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First off, let me say that I think Tracey Ullmann is a genius.  She&#8217;s one of my personal heroines, plus she very much does not look or act old &#8212; and at the same time, does not seem to be trying to look or act ridiculously young.  As I said, the woman is a genius. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#132: LOL, Don&#8217;t Lust At The Palin Porn Video</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/10/20/132-lol-dont-lust-at-the-palin-porn-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:03:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw the first minute of Who&#8217;s Nailin&#8217; Paylin this morning on the home page of The Daily Beast and I was so tickled I couldn&#8217;t resist posting a version of my very own, especially since &#8220;Sarah Palin MILF&#8221; seems to be one of the main search terms that drives people to HNTAO.  I can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#126: Do Not Audition for the Sarah Palin Porn Film</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/10/01/126-do-not-audition-for-the-sarah-palin-porn-film/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:28:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You think I made this up? I WISH I were that creative. No, according to 23/6, porn filmmakers actually put out a casting call for Sarah Palin lookalikes, so the film may be coming to a dirty website near you by Election Day. I suppose I should find it cheering that the porn industry wants [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#124: Gotta Love Those Entourage Boys</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/09/22/124-gotta-love-those-entourage-boys/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was walking down the street the other day &#8212; yes, right here in New Jersey &#8212; and there coming toward me were Vince, Turtle, Drama, Ari, and E. I tried waving to them, then leaping in front of them, and finally, in an attempt to get their attention, whipped off my turtleneck, sweatpants, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#119: Don&#8217;t Use The Republicans To Make Your Own Sorry Self Feel Cool</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/09/04/119-dont-use-the-republicans-to-make-your-own-self-feel-cool/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:25:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sitting here watching the Republican National Convention feeling all proud of my own badass self. Jeez, I would never wear a dorky yellow cowboy hat like that, I think, or one of those tacky red blazers. I am waaaaaaay thinner than nearly everybody there except Sarah Palin, Cindy McCain, and Anderson Cooper. And I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#72: C&#8217;mon, Tell Us All About Your Sex Life</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/22/72-cmon-tell-us-all-about-your-sex-life/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How often do you have sex? Do you have orgasms? Only when you masturbate or during intercourse too? What exactly makes you come? How do you move, what do you think about, how long does it take? What? What&#8217;s that you say? That information is too personal? Well, you must be over 40. Which details [...]]]></description>
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