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		<title>Game ON, Chelsea Handler!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:04:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Chelsea Handler, my rival for the title of Bestsellingest Female Humor Writer, has upped the game by posing naked &#8212; yes, I mean totally nude, as in without any clothes &#8212; for Playboy.  She revealed a Godzilla-sized picture of herself on the magazine&#8217;s cover on Leno the other night.  Chelsea is obviously so desperately [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#132: LOL, Don&#8217;t Lust At The Palin Porn Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:03:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw the first minute of Who&#8217;s Nailin&#8217; Paylin this morning on the home page of The Daily Beast and I was so tickled I couldn&#8217;t resist posting a version of my very own, especially since &#8220;Sarah Palin MILF&#8221; seems to be one of the main search terms that drives people to HNTAO.  I can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#126: Do Not Audition for the Sarah Palin Porn Film</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:28:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You think I made this up? I WISH I were that creative. No, according to 23/6, porn filmmakers actually put out a casting call for Sarah Palin lookalikes, so the film may be coming to a dirty website near you by Election Day. I suppose I should find it cheering that the porn industry wants [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#53: Don&#8217;t Fear The Teenager</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 06:29:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s face it: teenagers are frightening. They sleep till dark, wallow in filth, spend much of their time steeped in electronic violence and pornography, and the rest of their time getting high and squandering your money. They drive too fast, have irresponsible sex, take insanely dangerous risks, and scariest of all, are perversely adept at [...]]]></description>
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