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		<title>#132: LOL, Don&#8217;t Lust At The Palin Porn Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:03:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw the first minute of Who&#8217;s Nailin&#8217; Paylin this morning on the home page of The Daily Beast and I was so tickled I couldn&#8217;t resist posting a version of my very own, especially since &#8220;Sarah Palin MILF&#8221; seems to be one of the main search terms that drives people to HNTAO.  I can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#126: Do Not Audition for the Sarah Palin Porn Film</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:28:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You think I made this up? I WISH I were that creative. No, according to 23/6, porn filmmakers actually put out a casting call for Sarah Palin lookalikes, so the film may be coming to a dirty website near you by Election Day. I suppose I should find it cheering that the porn industry wants [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#119: Don&#8217;t Use The Republicans To Make Your Own Sorry Self Feel Cool</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:25:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sitting here watching the Republican National Convention feeling all proud of my own badass self. Jeez, I would never wear a dorky yellow cowboy hat like that, I think, or one of those tacky red blazers. I am waaaaaaay thinner than nearly everybody there except Sarah Palin, Cindy McCain, and Anderson Cooper. And I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#s 54, 55, 56, 57 &amp; 58: Special 4th of July Oldness Alerts</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:25:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All right, I&#8217;ve got to leave you alone for a couple of days now, and I don&#8217;t want to catch you Acting Old while I&#8217;m away: #54: Don&#8217;t Call July 4th &#8220;Our Nation&#8217;s Birthday.&#8221; Outmoded holiday nicknames &#8212; Turkey Day, St. Paddy&#8217;s Day &#8212; are lame and old. #55: Don&#8217;t Hang One Of Those Flag [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#27: Don&#8217;t Vote Republican</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/17/27-dont-vote-republican/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:06:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sure, there are Young Republicans, just like there&#8217;s Jumbo Shrimp and Soft Rock. It&#8217;s an oxymoron: All Republicans are, in spirit if not in years, old. They&#8217;re conservatives, which by definition means they&#8217;re against change and for the status quo. They&#8217;re pro-money &#8212; and why not, since as old white men, they have plenty. And [...]]]></description>
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