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		<title>Come.  Join My Cult.</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/11/10/come-join-my-cult/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:46:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my never-ending quest for world domination to sell more books to make my readers&#8217; lives even more wonderful, may I suggest you join a How Not To Act Old Meetup. If you&#8217;ve never heard of a Meetup, well, that&#8217;s all the more reason to hurry on down there because it&#8217;s a sign you might [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#s 54, 55, 56, 57 &amp; 58: Special 4th of July Oldness Alerts</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:25:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All right, I&#8217;ve got to leave you alone for a couple of days now, and I don&#8217;t want to catch you Acting Old while I&#8217;m away: #54: Don&#8217;t Call July 4th &#8220;Our Nation&#8217;s Birthday.&#8221; Outmoded holiday nicknames &#8212; Turkey Day, St. Paddy&#8217;s Day &#8212; are lame and old. #55: Don&#8217;t Hang One Of Those Flag [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#37: Cancel The Dinner Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 18:05:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I didn&#8217;t start throwing dinner parties until I was nearly 40. Too much work, too difficult to coordinate all those dishes, plus who was going to take care of the kids while I shopped and cooked and cleaned and uncorked the wine and lit the candles and changed into a comfortable-yet-cleavage-baring dress and led the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#5: Don&#8217;t Dance To &#8220;Sexual Healing&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/11/5-dont-dance-to-sexual-healing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dancing to a sexy song, especially an old sexy song, is probably all right as long as there aren&#8217;t any other people around, particularly any young people. But if young people are watching, attempting to get thoroughly enough lost in moving to the music to enjoy it, much less be any good at it, will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#2: Don&#8217;t Talk About Your (Grownup) Children</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My daughter lives in Paris. She&#8217;s the editor of a magazine there called Self Service. And my son: My son goes to Yale. Let me tell you all about them. Or maybe I should just keep my mouth shut. Going on and on about your grownup children is one of the prime ways people act [...]]]></description>
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