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		<title>#146: Don&#8217;t Dress Up.  I Mean, Don&#8217;t Dress Down.</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/12/17/164-dont-dress-up-i-mean-dont-dress-down/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:38:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everything boomers do is bad.  You know that, right?  Not only are boomers selfish, greedy, boring, and disgusting, but, worst of all, they&#8217;re deeply unfashionable. Witness today&#8217;s incredibly offensive piece in the New York Times Style section on Dressing for Success, Again.  It wasn&#8217;t enough for the writer to make the point that young men [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#128: Step Away From The Giant Pumpkin</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/10/07/128-can-the-competitive-pumpkin-growing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:36:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning&#8217;s Today Show brings news of Steve Connolly (that&#8217;s NOT him, by the way, in the picture), a 53-year old Rhode Island manufacturing engineer who thinks he might have grown the world&#8217;s largest pumpkin, at 1900 pounds. Connolly calls competitive pumpkin-growing “just middle-aged guys having fun.” Until about eight minutes ago, I didn&#8217;t know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#120: Neutralize Your Crazy Old Sperm</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/09/05/120-control-your-crazy-old-sperm/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/09/05/120-control-your-crazy-old-sperm/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:31:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hownottoactold.wordpress.com/?p=598</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, John McCain, I&#8217;m talking to you. Lest you and Cindy decide that a fifth child would provide, ala Palin, a political advantage, I direct your attention to this new study that shows that children of fathers over 55 are more likely to develop bipolar disorder and other mental illnesses. Maternal age, I hasten to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#65: Screw the Housework</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/14/65-screw-the-housework/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 06:46:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You get married, you buy a house, you have kids, and even if you keep working (obviously I&#8217;m talking to the women here), somehow it becomes all about the housework. Here&#8217;s what I mean: Ask a 52-year-old woman to describe her perfect man, and somehow housework will creep into the description. He&#8217;s great in bed, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#61: Know The Difference Between A Brotha and A Bro</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/08/61-know-the-difference-between-a-brotha-and-a-bro/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/08/61-know-the-difference-between-a-brotha-and-a-bro/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:01:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is one of those weird cultural distinctions that almost every young person knows (my son Owen first enlightened me) and most old people are unaware of. What&#8217;s a Bro? And how is that different from a Brotha and a Brother &#8212; not to mention a brother from another mother and a brother from another [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#60: Garage Your Hog</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/07/60-garage-your-hog/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/07/60-garage-your-hog/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having just returned from a 700-mile road trip, I can tell you with certainty that every motorcyclist on the American highway is at least 56 years old. All the biker babes have Nice &#8216;N&#8217; Easy covering their gray and pot bellies straining against their leather pants. Motorcyclists may think that roaring along on a hog [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#59: Don&#8217;t Bogart That Watermelon</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/03/59-dont-bogart-that-watermelon/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/03/59-dont-bogart-that-watermelon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 01:44:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Breaking July 4th warning: Eating watermelon, says a new study, can have the same effect as popping Viagra. Yes, ladies and gents, the aging males at your holiday picnic may discover a new fondness for the large pink fruit. The secret ingredient is something called citrulline, according to news reports, and eating a lot of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#48: Enough With The Man-Bashing</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/25/48-enough-with-the-man-bashing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/25/48-enough-with-the-man-bashing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:59:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hownottoactold.wordpress.com/?p=159</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sad, isn&#8217;t it? I mean, there go half my jokes. And nearly all my fun. That&#8217;s right, it&#8217;s time to retire those quips about male refrigerator blindness and brains in penises. But before we declare an absolute moratorium, let me just tell you my favorite man-bashing joke, first relayed to me by the divine Mave [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#26: Shave The Mustache</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/17/26-dont-grow-a-mustache/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/17/26-dont-grow-a-mustache/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:05:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I might have said Don&#8217;t Grow A Goatee, but my husband has a goatee and he looks pretty good in it, or at least he&#8217;s had it so long we&#8217;re afraid to see what he looks like without it. So I&#8217;ll hold the line here at mustache. Mustaches are the facial hair of cops and [...]]]></description>
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