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		<title>#135: Don&#8217;t Forward Emails Like This To All Your Girlfriends</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/06/02/dont-forward-emails-like-this-to-all-your-girlfriends/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:05:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tide email]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I&#8217;ve used it all of my married life, as my mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my forties I find it even better! About a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#128: Step Away From The Giant Pumpkin</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/10/07/128-can-the-competitive-pumpkin-growing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:36:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning&#8217;s Today Show brings news of Steve Connolly (that&#8217;s NOT him, by the way, in the picture), a 53-year old Rhode Island manufacturing engineer who thinks he might have grown the world&#8217;s largest pumpkin, at 1900 pounds. Connolly calls competitive pumpkin-growing “just middle-aged guys having fun.” Until about eight minutes ago, I didn&#8217;t know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#83: Don&#8217;t Be The Ricky</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/08/01/83-dont-be-the-ricky/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/08/01/83-dont-be-the-ricky/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 07:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Han Solo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Homer Simpson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Love Lucy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In many couples, of whatever age, one person&#8217;s the Lucy and the other person is the Ricky. One person is the Homer, and the other person is the Marge. One person is Han Solo, and the other person is Princess Leia. One person acts young, in other words: wacky, fun-loving, charmingly irresponsible. And the other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#41: Don&#8217;t Get Too Excited About Mondays</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/23/41-dont-get-too-excited-about-mondays/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/23/41-dont-get-too-excited-about-mondays/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 06:25:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello, my name is Pam, and I am a Monday Lover. It&#8217;s not that I don&#8217;t like weekends, exactly. But on the weekends I spend a lot of time doing all those household chores &#8212; laundry, grocery shopping, weeding &#8212; I don&#8217;t have time to do during the week. My husband and kids are around, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#38: Break That Saturday Night Sex Routine</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/21/38-break-that-saturday-night-sex-routine/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/21/38-break-that-saturday-night-sex-routine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 18:06:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know what you do on Saturday nights. Or, if your kids are old enough to sleep in, Saturday or Sunday mornings. You have sex, or should I say, you fulfill your conjugal duty. Let me just assure you that I agree there are lots of good reasons to corral sex into a regular, convenient [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#35: De-hyphenate Your Name</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/20/35-dehyphenate-your-name/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/20/35-dehyphenate-your-name/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:19:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[marriage]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[equality]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There was a brief moment when name-hyphenization seemed like the answer to all marital-equality issues. A moment when two people might have gotten married and become Pamela and Richard Redmond-Satran. (Not that we ever did that: My husband declined to take the Redmond, so I just dragged both names behind me like a big fat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#18: Don&#8217;t Hate Sex</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/14/18-dont-hate-sex/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/14/18-dont-hate-sex/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 21:56:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[marriage]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, guys, I&#8217;m not talking to you. I&#8217;ve never encountered a male of any age who hated sex. It&#8217;s some women over a certain age who complain about sex, avoid having sex, and deep down just don&#8217;t like it. Naturally, this is a bigger problem than acting old. It&#8217;s evidence of some heavy repression. Or [...]]]></description>
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