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		<title>#136: Take Off That Store-Boughten Underwear: A Shocking Report from the Land of the Young</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/06/09/136-take-off-that-store-boughten-underwear-a-shocking-report-from-the-land-of-the-young/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, I&#8217;m sorry, all you young &#8216;uns reading this post, but there&#8217;s no way for me to tell this story correctly except via an old person-style long and convoluted anecdote. But first, to tantalize you about what&#8217;s ahead and to keep you interested, I offer the following visual clue: Now that I have your attention, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#133: Don&#8217;t Channel Andy Rooney</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/11/04/dont-channel-andy-rooney/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:21:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First off, let me say that I think Tracey Ullmann is a genius.  She&#8217;s one of my personal heroines, plus she very much does not look or act old &#8212; and at the same time, does not seem to be trying to look or act ridiculously young.  As I said, the woman is a genius. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#123: Stop Surfing The Net</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/09/18/123-stop-surfing-the-net/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/09/18/123-stop-surfing-the-net/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 02:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hownottoactold.wordpress.com/?p=196</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you still say you&#8217;re &#8220;surfing&#8221; the &#8220;net,&#8221; you&#8217;ve got to stop right now. I said RIGHT NOW! That phrase is just so 2003, or maybe 1998 &#8212; I don&#8217;t know, all those years pretty much run together. Don&#8217;t spend any time in &#8220;chat rooms,&#8221; either. Or use the word &#8220;cyberspace,&#8221; except ironically. In fact, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#121: No Arcade Fire or Porkpie Hats</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/09/09/121-no-arcade-fire-or-porkpie-hats/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:50:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hownottoactold.wordpress.com/?p=515</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s one thing for an ancient (that&#8217;s you, baby) to keep abreast (there&#8217;s an old word) of popular culture and stay aware of what the young and deck and hipsterish are doing just to torture you. But it&#8217;s quite another to attempt to actually be a hipster. You may think you can deconstruct all the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#101: Don&#8217;t Fear The F Word</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/08/11/101-dont-fear-the-f-word/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/08/11/101-dont-fear-the-f-word/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hownottoactold.wordpress.com/?p=502</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I vividly remember the first time I encountered the f word. I was six, newly proficient on a two-wheeler, taking an independent spin around the block when there it was, chalked right on the asphalt. I had never heard or seen this word before, but it must mean something important, I thought, to be written [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#72: C&#8217;mon, Tell Us All About Your Sex Life</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/22/72-cmon-tell-us-all-about-your-sex-life/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/22/72-cmon-tell-us-all-about-your-sex-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hownottoactold.wordpress.com/?p=322</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[How often do you have sex? Do you have orgasms? Only when you masturbate or during intercourse too? What exactly makes you come? How do you move, what do you think about, how long does it take? What? What&#8217;s that you say? That information is too personal? Well, you must be over 40. Which details [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#61: Know The Difference Between A Brotha and A Bro</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/08/61-know-the-difference-between-a-brotha-and-a-bro/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/08/61-know-the-difference-between-a-brotha-and-a-bro/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:01:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is one of those weird cultural distinctions that almost every young person knows (my son Owen first enlightened me) and most old people are unaware of. What&#8217;s a Bro? And how is that different from a Brotha and a Brother &#8212; not to mention a brother from another mother and a brother from another [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#s 54, 55, 56, 57 &amp; 58: Special 4th of July Oldness Alerts</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/03/s-54-55-56-57-58-special-holiday-oldness-alerts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:25:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hownottoactold.wordpress.com/?p=184</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[All right, I&#8217;ve got to leave you alone for a couple of days now, and I don&#8217;t want to catch you Acting Old while I&#8217;m away: #54: Don&#8217;t Call July 4th &#8220;Our Nation&#8217;s Birthday.&#8221; Outmoded holiday nicknames &#8212; Turkey Day, St. Paddy&#8217;s Day &#8212; are lame and old. #55: Don&#8217;t Hang One Of Those Flag [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#49: Curb Your Cynicism</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/26/49-curb-your-cynicism/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:27:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hownottoactold.wordpress.com/?p=125</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When my kids really want to torture me, they say: &#8220;It&#8217;s all good.&#8221; They know I hate that phrase. It is not all good! The war in Iraq is not good! Children starving in Namibia and being abused in New Jersey is not good! My own day hasn&#8217;t even been half good! So does this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#33: No Digestion Discussions, Ever</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/19/no-digestion-discussions-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/19/no-digestion-discussions-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 19:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you want to avoid acting old, do not discuss your digestive tract in any way, ever, says my friend and fellow writer Christina Baker Kline. That means no talk of bran muffins or lactose intolerance, no references to regularity or heartburn, no jokes about gas or &#8220;tummy troubles.&#8221; We all know it happens, but [...]]]></description>
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