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		<title>#149: Quit Yer Bellyaching</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2010/06/01/149-dont-complain/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 12:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HNTAO afficionados know that the whole point of this blog is to point out new ways of not acting old. We don&#8217;t warn against stereotypical granny behavior &#8212; covering your furniture in plastic, sucking on hard candies &#8212; because, duh, we all know we&#8217;re not supposed to do that, right? Right??? So why are you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thrilling Dispatch from the Land of the Young</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/11/15/1693/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:29:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I think the young live in a different world from you and me. Not just, you know, one with lots more sex and lots less confusion over how to turn on the television, but a land where they watch, listen to, and know about people and things hidden to the rest of us. For [...]]]></description>
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		<title>POP QUIZ: When Did You Stop Being Young?</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/07/05/pop-quiz-when-did-you-stop-being-young/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/07/05/pop-quiz-when-did-you-stop-being-young/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 01:02:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was all over for me in 1987 &#8212; my youth, that is. At least that&#8217;s according to the musical quiz in the Chicago Tribune, which claims to pinpoint the moment you got old by zeroing in on the first year you fail to recognize summer&#8217;s biggest pop song. I wouldn&#8217;t say not being able [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#131: Try Not To Be So Chic</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/10/17/131-try-not-to-be-so-chic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 13:06:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hownottoactold.wordpress.com/?p=791</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My fashionista daughter in Paris forwarded me a link to Advanced Style, a blog on chic into one&#8217;s golden years, or silver years, or wizened years, or something. Thanks for thinking of me and HNTAO, sweetie, though I&#8217;m not sure whether to be flattered or insulted by the viewpoint of this blog.  On the one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#120: Neutralize Your Crazy Old Sperm</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/09/05/120-control-your-crazy-old-sperm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:31:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hownottoactold.wordpress.com/?p=598</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, John McCain, I&#8217;m talking to you. Lest you and Cindy decide that a fifth child would provide, ala Palin, a political advantage, I direct your attention to this new study that shows that children of fathers over 55 are more likely to develop bipolar disorder and other mental illnesses. Maternal age, I hasten to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#s 75-80: How Not To Act Old Around Your Babysitter</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/25/s-75-80-how-not-to-act-old-around-your-babysitter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/25/s-75-80-how-not-to-act-old-around-your-babysitter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 09:35:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You and your babysitter, you&#8217;re a team, compadres, right? Riiiiiiiight. It may have occurred to you, somewhere in the years you&#8217;ve been employing childcare, that your sitter is a lot closer in age to your nine-year-old than she is to you. You may think that you&#8217;re both the adults, in league against the kids, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#71: Never Admit You Hated &#8220;The Dark Knight&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/21/71-never-admit-you-hated-the-dark-knight/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/21/71-never-admit-you-hated-the-dark-knight/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:27:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hownottoactold.wordpress.com/?p=297</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Like most other Americans last weekend, I went to see The Dark Knight, aka the new Batman movie. Here was my experience of watching the film: Wow, Heath Ledger really does look weird. Scary. And yet strangely&#8230;comical. Those wrinkles under that makeup. That lizard tongue. And that voice, that accent, he sounds like someone, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#68: Mooch Off Your Parents</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/17/68-mooch-off-your-parents/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/17/68-mooch-off-your-parents/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hownottoactold.wordpress.com/?p=269</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[With more &#8220;kids&#8221; living longer than ever with their parents, why shouldn&#8217;t you, in the interest of acting younger, join the trend? And it&#8217;s not only a home you can mooch (or sponge, bum, leech, or scab) off mom and dad, but food, furniture, vacations, clothing, and actual cash money. Catherine Finn, who is a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#53: Don&#8217;t Fear The Teenager</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/02/53-dont-fear-the-teenager/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/02/53-dont-fear-the-teenager/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 06:29:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hownottoactold.wordpress.com/?p=177</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s face it: teenagers are frightening. They sleep till dark, wallow in filth, spend much of their time steeped in electronic violence and pornography, and the rest of their time getting high and squandering your money. They drive too fast, have irresponsible sex, take insanely dangerous risks, and scariest of all, are perversely adept at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#49: Curb Your Cynicism</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/26/49-curb-your-cynicism/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/26/49-curb-your-cynicism/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:27:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When my kids really want to torture me, they say: &#8220;It&#8217;s all good.&#8221; They know I hate that phrase. It is not all good! The war in Iraq is not good! Children starving in Namibia and being abused in New Jersey is not good! My own day hasn&#8217;t even been half good! So does this [...]]]></description>
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