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		<title>#135: Don&#8217;t Forward Emails Like This To All Your Girlfriends</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/06/02/dont-forward-emails-like-this-to-all-your-girlfriends/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:05:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I&#8217;ve used it all of my married life, as my mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my forties I find it even better! About a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#67: Don&#8217;t Put It In Cruise Control</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 06:17:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember cruise control? When I was a kid, I couldn&#8217;t wait to grow up and get myself a fancy car with cruise control. I&#8217;d set that baby at 75, sit back, and feel like one of the Jetsons. Well, I now have a car with cruise control. I guess. The fact is that I&#8217;ve never [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#48: Enough With The Man-Bashing</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:59:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sad, isn&#8217;t it? I mean, there go half my jokes. And nearly all my fun. That&#8217;s right, it&#8217;s time to retire those quips about male refrigerator blindness and brains in penises. But before we declare an absolute moratorium, let me just tell you my favorite man-bashing joke, first relayed to me by the divine Mave [...]]]></description>
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