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		<title>#139: Can The Burgers and Beer</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/07/31/144-can-the-burgers-and-beer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:33:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know what summer weekends mean to you, but to me they represent an excuse to eat huge messy hamburgers, charred black on the outside and oozing red inside, with salty buttered corn and dripping watermelon and gooey deviled eggs, all washed down by an ice cold beer.  Or five. Except now the Evil [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#137: Don&#8217;t Bake Dangerous</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/06/25/138-dont-bake-dangerous/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[diets]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[dangerous chocolate cake]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Either I&#8217;m the last person on earth to learn how to bake a chocolate cake in a coffee mug in just five minutes, or the first &#8212; well, the second &#8212; over 40 to get in on a &#8220;secret&#8221; that seems to be all over youtube, with cooking instructions by bespectacled hipsters and nine-year-old boys. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#125: Fall Is So NOT Your Favorite Season</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/09/29/125-fall-is-so-not-your-favorite-season/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:36:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[I love fall]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Favorite season of the old: Fall. Why? Because the colors are so lovely, and you get to wear clothes that cover your body again, and you&#8217;re forced to stay in the house and eat beef stew and apple pie and drink sidecars. Sounds pretty good to me, but not to the young. For young people, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#59: Don&#8217;t Bogart That Watermelon</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/03/59-dont-bogart-that-watermelon/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/03/59-dont-bogart-that-watermelon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 01:44:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Breaking July 4th warning: Eating watermelon, says a new study, can have the same effect as popping Viagra. Yes, ladies and gents, the aging males at your holiday picnic may discover a new fondness for the large pink fruit. The secret ingredient is something called citrulline, according to news reports, and eating a lot of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#s 54, 55, 56, 57 &amp; 58: Special 4th of July Oldness Alerts</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/03/s-54-55-56-57-58-special-holiday-oldness-alerts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/03/s-54-55-56-57-58-special-holiday-oldness-alerts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:25:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[All right, I&#8217;ve got to leave you alone for a couple of days now, and I don&#8217;t want to catch you Acting Old while I&#8217;m away: #54: Don&#8217;t Call July 4th &#8220;Our Nation&#8217;s Birthday.&#8221; Outmoded holiday nicknames &#8212; Turkey Day, St. Paddy&#8217;s Day &#8212; are lame and old. #55: Don&#8217;t Hang One Of Those Flag [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#37: Cancel The Dinner Party</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/21/37-cancel-the-dinner-party/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/21/37-cancel-the-dinner-party/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 18:05:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I didn&#8217;t start throwing dinner parties until I was nearly 40. Too much work, too difficult to coordinate all those dishes, plus who was going to take care of the kids while I shopped and cooked and cleaned and uncorked the wine and lit the candles and changed into a comfortable-yet-cleavage-baring dress and led the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#11: Hold The Moo Goo Gai Pan</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/13/11-dont-order-the-moo-goo-gai-pan/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/13/11-dont-order-the-moo-goo-gai-pan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:34:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When we first tasted &#8220;ethnic&#8221; food, what counted as exotic and exciting was some stew made of indefinable ingredients and bearing a funny name. Moo goo gai pan. Spaghetti puttanesca. Pad thai. Pu pu platter. But in this era of McDonald&#8217;s Sushi (trust me: it&#8217;s coming) and Indian frozen dinners, it&#8217;s time to update your [...]]]></description>
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