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		<title>#147: Don&#8217;t Take Pictures of Your Freaking Flowers</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 22:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, I&#8217;ve been getting complaints.  Ho Springs is okay, people have been telling me.  But we really love How Not To Act Old and want you to write some new posts instead of just leaving that big honking Ho Springs ad up there day after livelong I&#8217;m-so-bored-I&#8217;m-going-to-blow-my-brains-out day.
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		<title>Larry David, Style Icon?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:41:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Thrilling Dispatch from the Land of the Young</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:29:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>We&#8217;ve been DreamWorked!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:59:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<title>Game ON, Chelsea Handler!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:04:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<title>Happy 60th Birthday, Bruce.  I think.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:20:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<title>Love Letter to Grace Coddington</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/09/13/love-letter-to-grace-coddington/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/09/13/love-letter-to-grace-coddington/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 18:45:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Not Old, I&#8217;m A Celebrity!</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/08/11/im-not-old-im-a-celebrity/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/08/11/im-not-old-im-a-celebrity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 00:11:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<title>#136: Take Off That Store-Boughten Underwear: A Shocking Report from the Land of the Young</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/06/09/136-take-off-that-store-boughten-underwear-a-shocking-report-from-the-land-of-the-young/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<title>#134: Don&#8217;t Cry For Susan Boyle</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/04/20/134-dont-cry-for-susan-boyle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 02:05:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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