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		<title>NEW VIDEO: Age Police Arrest Woman for Driving Too Slowly</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 23:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That pesky Age Policeman, aka Noah Levinson, is on traffic patrol today, chasing down over-40 drivers who dare to drive too slowly.  The director and camerawoman is the ever-inspired Alexa Garbarino.]]></description>
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		<title>#124: Gotta Love Those Entourage Boys</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/09/22/124-gotta-love-those-entourage-boys/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was walking down the street the other day &#8212; yes, right here in New Jersey &#8212; and there coming toward me were Vince, Turtle, Drama, Ari, and E. I tried waving to them, then leaping in front of them, and finally, in an attempt to get their attention, whipped off my turtleneck, sweatpants, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#s105-116: How Not To Vacation Old, Part See Ya Later</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/08/20/s105-116-how-not-to-vacation-old-part-see-ya-later/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:29:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is my last post until after Labor Day because I&#8217;m going on vacation. Well, I&#8217;m not going on vacation. In the second of eight straight years of paying college tuition, I can&#8217;t afford a vacation. But HNTAO is going on vacation. By itself. On a cruise. Except it&#8217;s pretending it&#8217;s going to Vegas. When [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#s94-100: How Not To Vacation Old, Part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/08/08/s94-100-how-not-to-vacation-old-part-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 10:11:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, in the last installment, we got you carefully and finally out of the house. Whee! But you still have to make it to your vacation destination without acting old. Let&#8217;s go: 1. If you’re flying, do not get to the airport three and a half hours ahead of time. Yes, it takes a while [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#67: Don&#8217;t Put It In Cruise Control</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/16/67-dont-put-it-in-cruise-control/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 06:17:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember cruise control? When I was a kid, I couldn&#8217;t wait to grow up and get myself a fancy car with cruise control. I&#8217;d set that baby at 75, sit back, and feel like one of the Jetsons. Well, I now have a car with cruise control. I guess. The fact is that I&#8217;ve never [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#60: Garage Your Hog</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/07/60-garage-your-hog/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/07/60-garage-your-hog/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having just returned from a 700-mile road trip, I can tell you with certainty that every motorcyclist on the American highway is at least 56 years old. All the biker babes have Nice &#8216;N&#8217; Easy covering their gray and pot bellies straining against their leather pants. Motorcyclists may think that roaring along on a hog [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#13: Unless You&#039;re In Nagasaki, Don&#039;t Give (Or Ask) Directions</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/13/13-unless-youre-in-nagasaki-dont-give-or-ask-directions/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/13/13-unless-youre-in-nagasaki-dont-give-or-ask-directions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:47:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once, looking for a swimming hole in Maine, a local told me to turn left where the old school burned down. That&#8217;s what giving directions is like these days. In this era of Mapquest and GPS, it&#8217;s meaningless to tell someone to turn left at the church and go under the railroad trestle and look [...]]]></description>
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