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		<title>#152: Tear Up Those Theatre Tickets</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 00:45:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[I hate the theatre]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It pains me to come clean about this, since, as a cultured person who cares about the future of art and wants to protect the finer entertainments &#8212; museums, the symphony, poetry, for Christ&#8217;s sake &#8212; against the onslaught of hip hop performances and monster truck rallies&#8230;..wait a minute, what was I trying to say? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#147: Don&#8217;t Take Pictures of Your Freaking Flowers</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 22:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, I&#8217;ve been getting complaints. Ho Springs is okay, people have been telling me. But we really love How Not To Act Old and want you to write some new posts instead of just leaving that big honking Ho Springs ad up there day after livelong I&#8217;m-so-bored-I&#8217;m-going-to-blow-my-brains-out day. All right, not a very effective way [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#144: Don&#8217;t Go Hatin&#8217; On Halloween</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:17:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jamie Keenan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was going to enumerate everything I hate about Halloween, but just picture scary teenagers pounding at the door, the kids crying because their trick-or-treating companions ditched them, and Mommy face down in a bag full of chocolate. Instead, I want to focus, young-like, on what&#8217;s unambigously good about Halloween, and that to me is [...]]]></description>
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