<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>How Not To Act Old &#187; animals</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.hownottoactold.com/category/animals/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com</link>
	<description>Just another WordPress weblog</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 22:03:56 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3</generator>
		<item>
		<title>#136: Take Off That Store-Boughten Underwear: A Shocking Report from the Land of the Young</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/06/09/136-take-off-that-store-boughten-underwear-a-shocking-report-from-the-land-of-the-young/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/06/09/136-take-off-that-store-boughten-underwear-a-shocking-report-from-the-land-of-the-young/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Books]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[celebrities]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clothes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[language]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[women]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[#officiallyold]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[92nd Street Y]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Clare Bare Collections]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Emily Gould]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Emily Magazine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Girls Like Us]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jessica Joslin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joanna Smith Rakoff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kurt Cobain concert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lingerie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Louise Black Designs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Patricia Bosworth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rainn Wilson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sheila Weller]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[steampunk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[steampunk laptop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[steampunk taxidermy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[steampunk underwear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[underwear]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hownottoactold.wordpress.com/?p=885</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, I&#8217;m sorry, all you young &#8216;uns reading this post, but there&#8217;s no way for me to tell this story correctly except via an old person-style long and convoluted anecdote. But first, to tantalize you about what&#8217;s ahead and to keep you interested, I offer the following visual clue: Now that I have your attention, [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/06/09/136-take-off-that-store-boughten-underwear-a-shocking-report-from-the-land-of-the-young/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>#20: No Poodles</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/15/20-dont-own-a-poodle/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/15/20-dont-own-a-poodle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 23:31:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hipsters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poodles]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hownottoactold.wordpress.com/?p=71</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There are &#8220;young&#8221; dogs and there are &#8220;old&#8221; dogs, and sorry, but poodles are owned mainly by people over 40. Why? Because they&#8217;re practical: smart, hypoallergenic, non-shedding. And because they&#8217;re out of style. The small dog du jour is a Yorkie or a Dachshund, not a Toy Poodle. The big dog favored by hipsters might [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/15/20-dont-own-a-poodle/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

