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		<title>#150: Wait, Go Ahead, Maybe You Should Act Even Older&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2010/06/01/150-wait-go-ahead-maybe-you-should-act-even-older/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 23:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[age]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[50 is the worst age]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[75-year-olds are happier than 50-year-olds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gallup poll on age and happiness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[you get happier as you get older]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a long time since the HNTAO News merited two posts in one day, but I wanted to draw special attention to the new Gallup poll that claims happiness declines from the 20s to the early 50s, when it does a quick reverse and starts climbing again. From 50 on, according to the new [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#138: 50 Is So NOT The New Dead</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/07/02/140-50-is-so-not-the-new-dead/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2009/07/02/140-50-is-so-not-the-new-dead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:03:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was going to blame the suddenly-ubiquitous saying &#8220;50 is the new dead&#8221; on Joel Stein, because he&#8217;s the first one I saw tweeting it, but I don&#8217;t think he coined this week&#8217;s favorite catchphrase.  (Correct me here, Joel, if you dare.) Googling the phrase yields 100 or so hits, most linked with Michael Jackson [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#127: Do A Web Startup&#8230;..I Mean, Don&#8217;t Do A Web Startup&#8230;..I Mean, Do A&#8230;..Oh, Never Mind.  Just Go Read The Daily Beast</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/10/06/127-do-a-web-startupi-mean-dont-do-a-web-startupi-mean-do-aoh-never-mind-just-go-read-the-daily-beast/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/10/06/127-do-a-web-startupi-mean-dont-do-a-web-startupi-mean-do-aoh-never-mind-just-go-read-the-daily-beast/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[age]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[celebrities]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[websites]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[women]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Daily Beast]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[web startup]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hownottoactold.wordpress.com/?p=725</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Forget your stock market panic, repress your Palin-phobia, and reawaken your lust for life by discovering The Daily Beast, Tina Brown&#8217;s big new web site that launched today. What&#8217;s so thrilling? Besides being a gorgeous site with an amazing array of talent behind it (hi, Henry; hi, Bonnie), the most heartening aspect of the whole [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#121: No Arcade Fire or Porkpie Hats</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/09/09/121-no-arcade-fire-or-porkpie-hats/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/09/09/121-no-arcade-fire-or-porkpie-hats/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:50:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hownottoactold.wordpress.com/?p=515</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s one thing for an ancient (that&#8217;s you, baby) to keep abreast (there&#8217;s an old word) of popular culture and stay aware of what the young and deck and hipsterish are doing just to torture you. But it&#8217;s quite another to attempt to actually be a hipster. You may think you can deconstruct all the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#120: Neutralize Your Crazy Old Sperm</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/09/05/120-control-your-crazy-old-sperm/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/09/05/120-control-your-crazy-old-sperm/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:31:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[John McCain]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[maternal age]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sarah Palin]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hownottoactold.wordpress.com/?p=598</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, John McCain, I&#8217;m talking to you. Lest you and Cindy decide that a fifth child would provide, ala Palin, a political advantage, I direct your attention to this new study that shows that children of fathers over 55 are more likely to develop bipolar disorder and other mental illnesses. Maternal age, I hasten to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#117: Don&#8217;t Live in West Virginia</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/09/02/117-dont-live-in-west-virginia/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/09/02/117-dont-live-in-west-virginia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:49:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[age]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[avoid Buffalo]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[cities]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[live in San Francisco]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[move to New York]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oldest city]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oldest median age]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oldest state]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hownottoactold.wordpress.com/?p=198</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Oldest state: Florida, right? Not quite. While Florida may have the highest proportion of people over 65, according to census figures, the state with the oldest median age is West Virginia. Other states where the median age is at the top of the scale &#8212; over, yikes!, 38 &#8212; are Florida, Maine, and Pennsylvania, according [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#103: Don&#8217;t Act All Shocked That Madonna&#8217;s Turning 50</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/08/14/103-dont-act-all-shocked-that-madonnas-turning-50/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/08/14/103-dont-act-all-shocked-that-madonnas-turning-50/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:23:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[age]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[fashion editor]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hownottoactold.wordpress.com/?p=535</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[All around me, old people (sorry, sweetie) are marvelling that Madonna is turning 50. Can you believe it?, they say. Madonna, 50. It doesn&#8217;t seem possible. Oh yes it does. (Cue old-people-style reminiscence): When I first heard of Madonna, I was a fashion editor at Glamour. This was in the eighties. Yes, youngsters, that long-ago [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#74: Forget the Sixties Nostalgia</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/24/74-forget-the-sixties-nostalgia/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/24/74-forget-the-sixties-nostalgia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:23:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, you were at Woodstock? Ate mushrooms with Kesey, chanted with Ram Dass, wrote poetry naked with Ginsberg? I&#8217;m sure that was all mind-blowingly groovy, but I have news for you, Grandpa (and Grandma): Reminiscing about the sixties now is like recalling Prohibition was when we were young. Cue wavering voice: &#8220;Let me tell you, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#31: Don&#8217;t Lust After The Lifeguard</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/18/31-dont-lust-after-the-lifeguard/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/18/31-dont-lust-after-the-lifeguard/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hownottoactold.wordpress.com/?p=96</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When you were 13, you had the hugest crush on the lifeguard, who totally ignored you. Then, when you were 19 or 23, the lifeguard may have lusted after you, but you decided he or she was too immature to warrant your attention. When you were 35, you were too busy making sure the kids [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#24: Don&#8217;t Forget&#8230;..Uh, Everything</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/16/24-dont-forgetuh-everything/</link>
		<comments>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/06/16/24-dont-forgetuh-everything/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Redmond Satran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is an obvious one, though it&#8217;s way down at #24 because I kept forgetting it. I&#8217;m not kidding. It was one of the first ones I thought of, a whole week ago when I started this blog and I went into the kitchen to tell my son, who asked me what platform (I think [...]]]></description>
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