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	<title>Comments on: #70: No Hovering</title>
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		<title>By: Ruby Slippers</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/21/70-no-hovering/comment-page-1/#comment-69603</link>
		<dc:creator>Ruby Slippers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2011 13:24:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If you must hover - lift the seat. You can use a piece of tissue to avoid touching the seat.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you must hover &#8211; lift the seat. You can use a piece of tissue to avoid touching the seat.</p>
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		<title>By: Stef</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/21/70-no-hovering/comment-page-1/#comment-11153</link>
		<dc:creator>Stef</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 02:34:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is my ultimate pet peeve! 

I actually confronted a lady once in a bathroom (my friends were mortified) when she peed everywhere on the seat. I calmly asked her &quot;Excuse me, were you planning on wiping all your urine off the seat or is that my job?&quot;  She actually said to me &quot;YOURS&quot; but I stared her down until she went in and cleaned the seat.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is my ultimate pet peeve! </p>
<p>I actually confronted a lady once in a bathroom (my friends were mortified) when she peed everywhere on the seat. I calmly asked her &#8220;Excuse me, were you planning on wiping all your urine off the seat or is that my job?&#8221;  She actually said to me &#8220;YOURS&#8221; but I stared her down until she went in and cleaned the seat.</p>
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		<title>By: brenda</title>
		<link>http://www.hownottoactold.com/2008/07/21/70-no-hovering/comment-page-1/#comment-771</link>
		<dc:creator>brenda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 07:58:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The dreaded wet seat.  God forbid we should sit before eyeballing first for that shiny telltale glint.   You know, if you&#039;re afraid of germs, that&#039;s what the horseshoe paper is for.  (Some people call them Texas Tshirts; others call them &quot;Toilie Doilies.&quot;  Whatever, instead of &quot;hovering,&quot; how about using them and sitting instead?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The dreaded wet seat.  God forbid we should sit before eyeballing first for that shiny telltale glint.   You know, if you&#8217;re afraid of germs, that&#8217;s what the horseshoe paper is for.  (Some people call them Texas Tshirts; others call them &#8220;Toilie Doilies.&#8221;  Whatever, instead of &#8220;hovering,&#8221; how about using them and sitting instead?</p>
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		<title>By: Kim Foster</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kim Foster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 14:02:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG, I have always said this... that if women would quit hovering over the toilet seat and just sit down like a normal person, toilet seats would not be dirty!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG, I have always said this&#8230; that if women would quit hovering over the toilet seat and just sit down like a normal person, toilet seats would not be dirty!</p>
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