How Not To Act Old

Sunday, June 15th, 2008...5:31 pm

#20: No Poodles

There are “young” dogs and there are “old” dogs, and sorry, but poodles are owned mainly by people over 40. Why? Because they’re practical: smart, hypoallergenic, non-shedding. And because they’re out of style.

The small dog du jour is a Yorkie or a Dachshund, not a Toy Poodle. The big dog favored by hipsters might be a Lab or even a Labradoodle, but never a Standard Poodle. The retro favorite breed could be a German Shepherd, but won’t be a Poodle. In fact, Poodles are so far out they may even be coming in. But owning one still won’t do much for your Age Image.

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Lexi
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:19 pm

No sweaters on dogs either, please.
Ringtail
July 17th, 2008 at 5:00 pm

Too bad — standard poodles have not (yet) been overbred and are not particularly prone to breed-specific illnesses and conditions. Dachshunds are prone to back problems, for instance.
Sabrina
July 11th, 2009 at 2:48 pm

I’ve been bit by three poodles in my life, so h ell no I wouldn’t own a poodle
Jake
February 19th, 2010 at 5:20 pm

I realize this is tongue-in-cheek, but, as a standard poodle owner, (and you knew this was coming Pamela), they are very cool, and for all the reasons you cite. Not everyone wants a yippy ankle-biter. They are very loving, energetic dogs and they don’t have to be groomed like a dorky show dog. We keep ours field-cut. Out of style? Your Chihuahua is out of style.

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